Sean,

 DS>   This may be TMI, but I can relate to all three!! 

 di> Can't look at a frozen bag of peas anymore, can ya?

  Actually, that's what Janice said after I had the wings clipped. <G>

  But, I do love the frozen English peas that I can microwave.

  My turkey day dinner will be a Marie Callendar dinner, with dinner
rolls, with mini-birthday-moonpies for dessert, washing it down with
sugar free fruit punch.

                          How To Cook A Turkey.

 1) Buy a turkey.
 2) Have a glass of wine.
 3) Stuff turkey.
 4) Have a glass of wine.
 5) Put turkey in oven.
 6) Relax and have a glass of wine.
 7) Turk the bastey.
 8) Wine of glass another get.
 9) Hunt for meat thermometer.
10) Glass yourself another pour of wine.
11) Bake the wine for 4 hours.
12) Take the oven out of the turkey.
13) Tet the sable.
14) Grab another wottle of bine.
15) Turk the carvey!!

  And, you just had to invite your cousin, the TSA agent, for dinner. 

Daryl

... When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
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