(File this under "WTH?"...)

From: https://shorturl.at/GTW0S (thesmokinggun.com)

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Florida Man, 51, Busted For "Sexual Performance" With A Vacuum Cleaner

   A Florida Man was arrested yesterday for indecent exposure after he
   allegedly "engaged in a sexual performance with a vacuum cleaner" at a
   gated resort community near Disney World.

   According to police, witnesses provided "statements and a cell phone
   recording" showing Kevin Dale Westerhold, 51, partially clothed and
   communing with the appliance.

   Deputies responded last Thursday to the Windsor Hills Resort in
   Kissimmee after receiving 911 calls about a male suspect's lewd vacuum
   encounter. But by the time cops arrived at the scene, the man had left
   the area.

   A subsequent investigation resulted in the identification of
   Westerhold, who, cops say, is suspected--based on "witness accounts and
   video evidence"--of several other instances of indecent exposure at the
   property.

   Westerhold and his wife own condos at the Kissimmee resort, which they
   rent out via Airbnb. Westerhold was arrested Tuesday at his residence
   in Oviedo, a Seminole County city about 35 miles away from Kissimmee.

   Charged with exposure of sexual organs, a misdemeanor, Westerhold was
   booked into the county jail on a $2500 bond. He does not appear to
   still be in custody.

   Seen above, Westerhold did not return a TSG phone message seeking
   comment about his alleged vacuum tryst.
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-- Sean

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